Jen's Dirty Little Secret!!!

It's time to let everyone know about Jen's dirty little secret. My wife is a selective klepto. She has this habit of only stealing one item. PENS!!! It has to be one of the weirdest obsessions out there. She has stolen pens from every place that doesn't strap em down. I used to have a cup of pens on my desk when we first met and through the years they have slowly disappeared. Sometimes I think if she found a pen she really had to have she would take out old ladies and little babies to get it. One time when we were cleaning we came across her stash. I swear it was like we walked into the Bic aisle at OfficeMax. Blue, Black, Red, etc. This has got to stop. It is starting to create a rift in our marriage. I will be in contact with the people from A&E's TV show Intervention to try and get help for my wife. I love my wife dearly but it is either the pens or her husband and kids. If you would like to make donations to the Jen's a Klepto Foundation please make your checks payable to....